Just a few BLONDE joke's

What is it called when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
What does a blonde have to say to seduce a bloke? Hi.
Why was the blonde frustrated every time she asked for the time? She kept getting a different answer
What did the blonde's mother say to her daughter before she left on a date? If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Why did the blonde return her new AM radio? She wanted one that played at night too.
Why did the blonde fail her chemistry course? She thought that nitrates were cheaper than day rates.
What do you call a blonde in a sauna? A hot air balloon.
Why do blonde's wear their hair long? To hide the air valve.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A Golden Retriever.
Why don't blonde's talk during sex? Their Mothers told them not to talk to strangers.

Why did the blonde take sandpaper on a trip to the desert? She thought that it was a map.
Why did the blonde keep a wire coat hanger in her car? Just encase she locked her keys inside.
Why can't blonde's make ice cubes? They don't know the recipe.
What do you call 20 blonde's standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
What do blonde's do in the morning? Get up and go home.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen juice container for two hours? Because it said 'Concentrate'.
How can you tell if a blonde has been using you computer? There whiteout (Tipex) on the screen.
How can you tell if another blonde has been using your computer? There's writing on the whiteout.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? She wanted to make her mind up.

How can you tell if a third blonde has been using your computer? There's cheese in front of the mouse.
Why do blonde's wear tight skirts? To keep their legs together.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear.
Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? To see how long she slept.
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? She did not want to wake the sleeping pills.
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? wave to her.
Why did the blonde scale a glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde bury her Walkman? The batteries were dead.
Why was the blonde worried worried when she locked her keys in the car? It was starting to rain and she had left the top down.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last years hide and seek winner.

What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant? Is it mine?
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin out and throw it back.
Why did the blonde ask for her pizza to be cut into 6 slices rather than 12? She didn't know if she could eat 12 slices.
What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An air bag.
Why did blonde's take the pill? So as they know what day of the week it is.
What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? Divorced.
What do you call a blonde who wants sex on a second date? Slow.
How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.
What do you call a blonde in college? A visitor.
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a month? Because it said 'Good for 20 pounds' on the label.

Why did the blonde get excited when she finished her jigsaw in 6 months? Because it said from 2 - 4 years on the box.
What did the blonde say when she walked into a bar? Ouch.
What is a blonde doing when she grasps at thin air? Collecting her thoughts.
Why did the blonde climb onto the roof on the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why did the blonde take a mirror to bed? So she could see how she slept.
What's the best way to keep a blonde quite? Tell her to speak her mind.
How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash? She said that as it was so hot she had turned of the ceiling fan.
Why was the blonde so upset with her driving test? She got an F for sex.

How do you keep a blonde busy? Give her a sheet of paper with the words 'please turn over' on both sides.
What is a blonde's mating call? I'm so drunk.
What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? Thanks for the refill.
How can you tell if a blonde has sent you an e-mail? There a computer in the mail box.
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right? Nothing they have never met.
How did the blonde burn her ear? She was ironing and the phone rang.
What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car doors.
What do blonde's and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the hatch.

What do you see when you look in to the eyes of a blonde? the back of her head.
How did the blonde couple die at the drive in? They went to see 'closed for the winter'.
What do blonde's say after sex? next.
How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she is pregnant.
Why did the blonde get fired from the cattle ranchers? She could not keep her calves together.
What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box.
Why do blonde's drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room.
Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the refrigerator? In case anybody wanted black coffee.
Why were blonde's created? Because sheep can't bring beer from the refrigerator.
What is a blonde with brunette dyed hair? Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.